A Few Bad (not dirty) Limericks
Sometimes I think I better get a life. Occasionally when I have nothing better to do, I sit down and write some limericks. All right everyone, altogether now, Boo!!!!!!!
John Wayne wore a rug.
There once was a Hollywood actor,
Who went by the nickname of Duke.
His lost all his hair, so going somewhere,
He often would wear a peruke.
A Bush or a thorn?
There once was a prexy named "Dubya,"
Who ran against one named Al Gore.
He couldn't quite win, but the court put him in,
And now the whole country is sore.
Conference Center to open? ( a little Lancaster, PA humor)
The Watt & Shand store was a landmark.
It stood there for many a year.
Tore most of it down, but the façade's still around,
Will the center be opened some year?
Penn State in a rut
Paterno was set for the season.
His team was all practiced and fit.
But the games went awry, and the losses piled high.
JoePa doesn't know when to quit.
Teaching men to sing
The tenors would reach for the high notes;
The basses would reach for the low.
But when they got there, the cupboard was bare,
For their lips were not shaped like an "O."
A Lady Speaker?
There once was a gal named Pelosi;
House speakers had always been men.
But Nancy was witty; in fact she was pretty
And her competence won out in the end.
Copyright © Jay D Weaver October 17, 2007
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