Biblical Outtakes

 Note to the Reader: A recent discovery of fragments of the Dead Sea Scrolls indicates that there were a number of biblical stories that didn't make it to the final cut. This is a collection of those stories as translated by Newlan Guage.

Adam Discovers Coffee
Bubba at Babel
Mrs. Noah says, "No More Cruises."
From Ur to Er!
Abe and Mel Have a Lot for Breakfast
Esau Remembers Jake
Gad, the Lucky Seventh
A Bird in the Pan is a Pain in the Tush
From Balaam to Nixon, A Tight Squeeze
Joshua and the CIA
Never Cross a Bald-headed Prophet
The Annals of King Jehoshaphat
Driving like Jehu

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